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stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

(via dreamwaterbaby)

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

floraconquistadora:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

end of discussion

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in the history of ever.

(via spoopydarnni)

The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.

(Source: queerbraeden, via mowilleno)

karkatgamzeeperson:

koma-hope:

SO I BUSTED OUT ONE OF MY LAST CANS OF TAB LIKE A OLD MAN WOULD A OLD BOTTLE OF WHISKEY TO CELEBRATE THE NEWS

BUT AFTER I ONLY TAKE A FEW SIPS I NOTICE A SPIDER ON MY WALL AND I DECIDE TO BE NICE AND TAKE A PIECE OF PAPER AND WAS PLANNING ON CALMLY TAKING IT OUTSIDE BUT THIS 8 LEGGED ASSHOLE

JUMPS INTO MY CAN AND DROWNS

SO NOT ONLY IS MY DRINK RUINED BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE COSMIC FORESHADOWING

AND I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WORSE 

IT’S A SIGN FROM GOD

ARANEA FALLS IN THE LAVA AND DIES

(via mowilleno)